Owner of the House are Ghost

Prove: Owner of the House = Ghost

Well everybody knows

Door Half Open = Door Half Closed

Dividing both sides by half ? we get

Door Open = Door Closed

i.e

Open Door = Closed Door .................. Equation (a)

Now we know that owner of house can enter through Open Door

But from equation (a) above, we can very well conclude that

Owner of the house can enter through closed door

But only ghostz have the ability to enter through closed door

So , Owner of the House = Ghost ..................... Hence Proved.

Scientists are really Scientists

Once all the scientists die and go to

heaven............

They decide to play hide-n-seek.........

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........

He is supposed to count upto 100

...and then start searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rightin front of Einstein...........

Einsteins counting......

97,98,99.....

100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."

Newton denies and says i am not out........

He claims tht he is not Newton......

All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton..........

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His proof:

Newton says:

I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....

That means i am Newton per meter square......

Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square =Pascal

Dalhousie – Switzerland in India

History

Dalhousie is a beautiful hill station in Himachal Pradesh. Established in 1854 by the British Empire in India as a summer retreat for its troops and bureaucrats, the town was named after Lord Dalhousie who was the British viceroy in India at that time.

It is built on and around five hills. Located on the western edge of the Dhauladhar mountain range of the Himalayas, it is surrounded by the beautiful scenery of snow-capped peaks. Dalhousie is situated between 6,000 and 9,000 feet above sea level. The best time to visit is in the summer, and the peak tourist season is from May to September. Scottish and Victorian architecture is prevalent in the bungalows and churches in the town.

Dalhousie is a gateway to the ancient Chamba Hill State, now Chamba District of the state of Himachal Pradesh of India. This hill region is a repository of ancient Hindu culture, art, temples, and handicrafts preserved under the longest-running single dynasty since the mid-6th century. Chamba is the hub of this culture. Bharmour, the ancient capital of this kingdom, is home to the Gaddi and Gujjar tribes and has 84 ancient temples dating from the 7th–10th century AD.

Weather

It is usually warm in the morning and afternoon in June–July and gets cold early in the evening and quite cold at night. Woollen clothes and jackets are required. T-shirts can be worn only in the morning if the sun is out and it is not cloudy. The weather becomes very cold if it rains.

Dalhousie - A hill station in the state of Himachal Pradesh (India) - truly justifying it's location with one of the very few travel destinations maintaining it's raw and untouched natural beauty . This is a place you would like to visit again and again...not because there is anything great here. In fact, there is nothing in particular , the tranquility and peace of the place mesmerizes you. The beauty of Himalayas is in full swing. You get carried away if you stay in a crowded metro of India and want to escape the hustle bustle of busy city life. Invariably, evenings and nights are cloudy and rainy but mornings are clear.

We stayed in a cottage and the view from the balcony was especially breath taking. We had gone there with the whole family and members of different age groups enjoyed. We went to KHAJJIHAR( known as "Mini Switzerland" in India) which was 45 minutes drive from the main city . There is provision for para gliding,horse riding etc. but for the former, direction of wind is important .However, there is serious shortage of good restaurants and hotels in the area. We found that we could only eat at Kwality which was a reasonably decent and hygienic eating joint. Hiring a cottage and in house cooking will be better option to make your holidays truly enjoyable .

Destination is advisable for Nature-lovers and trekkers.

Places to see:

1. Subhash bauli: A well from which Subhashchandra Bose used to drink water from, when he was in Dalhousie for sickness

2. Kalatop sanctuary: In winters, all the animals run away in jungle, and the houses are fully covered in snow!

3. Panchpula: Built in memory of a soldier (can’t remember his name). There is a waterfall nearby, accessible with a small climb.

4. Rock garden: A garden built only for rocks, not much to see

5. Satdhara: An idol at road side, where seven streams of water are combining.

Dalhousie is a quite town, recommended for new weds, for the cool atmosphere and peace it offers.

APPROACH

Air: The nearest airport is at Gaggal (Kangra), 140-km from Dalhousie.

Rail: The nearest railhead is Pathankot, which is well connected to Amritsar, Jammu, Delhi and Jalandhar.

Road: Onward journey from Pathankot to Chamba and Dalhausie is by road. Punjab and Himachal Roadways run services, as do private operators.

India's first double decker AC train!

Rail Coach Factory(RCF), Kapurthala rolled out Indian Railways first air-conditioned double decker rake , comprising 10 coaches (8 double deckers and 2 power cars). This rake has been offered to Eastern Railway/ Kolkata for running between Howrah and Dhanbad.

These stainless steel coaches have been introduced to cater to the heavy rush of commuters in high density corridors offering AC travel at a lower cost.

“These new design coaches are capable to run at a speed of 160 kmph. The passenger carrying capacity has increased to 128 passenger in comparison to 78 passengers in Shatabdi chair car, thus increasing the capacity by almost 70%. Since this design has substantially lower tare weight per passenger, these coaches will be more energy efficient, said RCF, general manager Pradeep Kumar.

RCF, in association with RDSO/ Lucknow, finalised the design of double decker coaches and the first prototype of this type was rolled out for oscillation trials within a record time of 9 months on March 31, 2010.

The overall height of double decker coach has been increased marginally by 116 mm (four and a half inches) keeping in view the constraints like overhead structures, bridges, electric traction equipment, platforms etc. so that these coaches can be used without modifying any of the fixed structures except for clearing some minor infringements.

Space for the two decks has been generated by optimally using the well space between the two bogies. The End-On-Generation configuration has been used for train lighting and air-conditioning, in which power is supplied by two power cars, attached at both ends of the train.

The new air-conditioned double decker coaches have many superior technical features like aesthetically pleasing stainless steel body, high speed Y-Frame bogies with air springs suspension for superior ride quality and many other safety related features. The chairs have been provided in face to face format, so that passengers can enjoy traveling with their families. For better safety, fire retardant upholstery has been used in chairs.

These coaches are clear illustration of Indian Railways capabilities in design and manufacturing of new types of rolling stock.

Funny Question & Answers 2

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?

A: A piano.

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Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?

A: 3 blind mice.

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The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."

Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"

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Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?

A: A carrot

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No idea.(No-eye deer)

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Teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".

Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel".

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Funny Question & Answers 1

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

A: An envelope.

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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?

A: A stamp.

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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

A: A blackboard.

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Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A: A piiig.

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Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?

A: Baby elephants.

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Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?

A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)

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Q: What is the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".

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Petrol Bunk of the Past