Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 44

2011'la oru sattam konduvarapporanga:

Yaravadhu azhaga iruntha tax kattanumam.

Kadavul punniyathla neenga thappichittinga,

naanthan maatti kittan.

ok ok cool.

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Ennathan MBBS padichu doctor aanaalum

computer'la irukara vairas ku Tablets koduka Mudiyaathu..

By computer Mouse'ku Eli Marunthu vaipor Sangam...!

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Ponnungala Entha Alavuku

Love Pannanum Theriyuma.?

Naama Avala Love Panratha Parthu Ava

Friend Namaloda Odi Varanum..!

By, Kavalan Groups…!

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Running racela kaal evalo vegama oodinalum

Parisu Kaaiku than kidaikkum....thats life

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"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",

"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".

Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,

enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!

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A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

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Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 43

Manidhanukkum, Mobile’ukkum small difference.?!?

Manidhanukku Kaal illainaa Balance panna mudiyaadhu, Mobile’ukku Balance illainaa

Call panna mudiyaadhu..

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"SAVITRI"oda rendu akka peru enna?

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SAVI one, SAVI two

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man.1:unga wifeku naai kadichadha kelvipatten,neenga 1st aid enna senjeenga?

man.2:antha naaiku chicken briyaani vangi potten..

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Poonaikku Paal Pidikkum.

Pulikku Maan Pidikkum.

But Pasuvukku Unnaththaan Pidikkum.

Yenna Nee Oru Punnaakku.....

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In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)

Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people.....

but didn't TOUCH me......

WHY?

Because

Nangadhan singamla.....

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Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

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SMILE

We Smiled when we are kids

To be Beautiful when we grow UP

Even the beauty faded...

But still they look so HAPPY

No matter what bad things happen to you

but Keep A Smile on your face..

PLEASE KEEP SMILING

Because you look beautiful when smile

Beautiful One Liners

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on yourpants.

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and theblinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented theother three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26.. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

And the Best!

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,

fattening or married to someone else

Parrot Flower

THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER

This is a flower from Thailand. It is also a protected species and is not allowed to be exported.

This will be the only way we will be able to view this flower.

A flower all the way from Thailand.

Tirupathi Vs Tiruvanathapuram

Proverb on Love

The quarrel of lovers is the renewal of love. ~Moroccan Proverb

Love is like a baby: it needs to be treated tenderly. ~Congolese Proverb

The cabin of a loved one is never too far away. ~Bantu Proverb

You know who you love, but you can't know who loves you. ~Nigerian Proverb

Love and let the world know, hate in silence. ~Egyptian Proverb

If love is torn apart you cannot stitch the pieces together again. ~Malagasy Proverb

Let your love be like the misty rain, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Liberian & Madagascan Proverb

Love is like young rice: transplanted, still it grows. ~Malagasy Proverb

When an only kolanut is presented with love, it carries with it more value than might otherwise be associated with a whole pod of several kolanuts. ~Nigerian Proverb

Love for something makes a man blind and deaf. ~Sudanese Proverb

One who marries for love alone will have bad days but good nights. ~Egyptian Proverb

Lovers do not hide their nakedness. ~Congolese Proverb

If the full moon loves you, why worry about the stars? ~Tunisian Proverb

If anybody makes you laugh, it is not always because he loves you. ~Kikuyu Proverb

If love is a sickness, patience is the remedy. ~Cameroonian Proverb

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. ~Malagasy Proverb

A loved one has no pimples. ~Kenyan Proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. ~Ethiopian Proverb

Love is better than a whip. ~Nigerian Proverb

Don't try to make someone hate the person he loves, for he will still go on loving, but he will hate you. ~Senegalese Proverb

To love someone who does not love you, is like shaking a tree to make the dew drops fall. ~Congolese Proverb

When one is in love, a cliff becomes a meadow. ~Ethiopian Proverb

Love is just like rice -- plant it elsewhere and it grows. ~Malagasy Proverb

Do not treat your loved one like a swinging door: you are fond of it but you push it back and forth. ~Madagascan Proverb

He who loves, loves you with your dirt. ~Ugandan Proverb

Talking with one another is loving one another. ~Kenyan Proverb

The one who loves an unsightly person is the one who makes him beautiful. ~Ganda Proverb

He may say that he loves you, wait and see what he does for you. ~Senegalese Proverb

The best part of happiness lies is in the secret heart of a lover. ~Ugandan Proverb

Even as the archer loves the arrow that flies, so too he loves the bow that remains constant in his hands. ~Nigerian Proverb

To love the king is not bad, but a king who loves you is better. ~Wolof Proverb

Where there is love there is no darkness. ~Burundian Proverb

If there is cause to hate someone, the cause to love has just begun. ~Wolof Proverb

It is better to be loved than feared. ~Proverb from Senegal & Sierra Leone

Happiness requires something to do, something to love and something to hope for. ~Swahili Proverb

Let your love be like drizzle: it comes softly, but still swells the river. ~Malagasy Proverb

Love is a despot who spares no one. ~Namibian Proverb

African Proverbs On Love

True love means what's mine is yours.

He who doesn't feel jealousy is not in love.

Perhaps you do not understand me because you do not love me.

It's better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart.

A fish and bird may fall in love but the two cannot build a home together.

To be able to love other people you must be able to love yourself.

Love is a painkiller.

Love never gets lost it's only kept.

Love is like cough you can't hold it back.

The path leads towards loved ones not thorns.

Why take away something by force which you can obtain by love.

Loving someone that does not love you is like loving the rain that falls in the forest.

He who loves the vase loves also what is inside.

To love that one who never loves you is like rain falling in the forest.

Brothers love each other when they are equally rich.

Pretend you are dead and you will see who really loves you.

It is difficult for two long-nosed lovers to kiss.

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love.

Don't look into the eyes of your lover, or you will see what he has told many women before.

It's much easier to fall in love than to stay in love.

Proverb & its Opposites

NEWTON'S THIRD LAW STATES: "EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND AN OPPOSITE REACTION".

SO IT WOULD STAND TO REASON THAT EVERY PROVERB HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE PROVERB.

ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT

BUT

TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NONE

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

BUT

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

WISE MEN THINK ALIKE

BUT

FOOLS SELDOM DIFFER

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE

BUT

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

BUT

TIME WAITS FOR NONE

LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP

BUT

STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT

DO IT WELL, OR NOT AT ALL

BUT

HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

BUT

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

DON'T CROSS YOUR BRIDGES BEFORE YOU COME TO THEM

BUT

FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED

DOUBT IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM

BUT

FAITH WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS

GREAT STARTS MAKE GREAT FINISHES

BUT

IT ISN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

BUT

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

BUT

THE SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN

BUT

YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS

WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER

BUT

ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN'S POISON

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER

BUT

OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND

TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH

BUT

MANY HANDS MAKE LIGHT WORK

HOLD FAST TO THE WORDS OF YOUR ANCESTORS

BUT

WISE MEN MAKE PROVERBS AND FOOLS REPEAT THEM

Animals made from flowers

Three parrot

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.

The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was Rs. 2500.

"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?

"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.

"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.

The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,

but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.

The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."

Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him " BOSS"!!

Why do we say - Hello?

When you call someone and they answer the call... why do we say "HELLO..."...????

Do you know what is the real origin of using the word 'Hello' as the conversation starter in a phone call..???

It is the name of a GIRL..!!!

YES...!!!!!!!!!!!

And do you know who is that girl..??

Margaret Hello.....

She was the girlfriend of Graham Bell... the man who invented the telephone....

His first 2 instruments were at his and her place... and the first call he made to commercially test the phones was to his girlfriend..!!!!

One may forget the name of Graham Bell... but we will never be able to forget his girlfriend's name....!!!!

Now that my friend... is  true LOVE..!!!!

Bareilly baby boy with 34 fingers and toes sets new Guinness record

Akshat, a baby boy over the age of one, registered his name in the Guinness world records for having a total of 34 fingers and toes.

He has set the record for having the highest number of fingers and toes and hails from the Bareilly district in Uttar Pradesh.

Amrita Saxena, the mother of the child, said it was difficult for her to believe that her son broke the world record, until a family friend convinced her.

"He (family friend) read on the internet about the baby born in China with 31 fingers. Then he said that my boy has broken the record of having 34 fingers. At first, I was not convinced at all. It was hard to believe that my son has broken the record. But later, he along with my husband and my younger sister registered the data in the Internet. Then I was asked to submit certain documents after which his name was in the Guinness World Records," added Saxena.

Doctors attending to the child informed the mediapersons that it was a rare phenomenon and diagnosed it as polydactyly.

"The person who is diagnosed with it is polydactylic. It is due to certain defects in the bone development of the uterus. The reason behind this defect can be either developmental congenital formation or chromosomal anomalies, which is due to maternal infection or drugs," said Dr. Parul Gupta, a gynaecologist.

Gupta further explained that this congenital physical anomaly could be easily cured by performing a surgery.

"Yes, it is absolutely curable. Mostly people go for plastic surgery. And sometimes when polydactyly is minimal, it can be cured normally, without an operation. And if there is a major problem, then people prefer to go for a plastic surgery," added Gupta.

Meanwhile Saxena was a little worried for her son's future. She aspires for her son to lead a 'normal' life and wants him to undergo proper treatment for it.