Q: What is the loudest pet?
A: Trumpet.
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Q: What is the strongest bird?
A: A crane.
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Q.why did the man throw butter out the window
A.so he could see a butter fly
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Q: why do bees hum?
A: because they dont know the words.
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Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting ?
Pupil: I used his pen !!!
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What do call a bear with no ears ?
B !!
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What day do fish hate?
Fry-day.
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Why is a tomato round and red ?
Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber !!!!!
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