Man1 : 18 pattikum sonthakarannu sonnathai

nambi ponnu kuduthathu thappa pochu
Man2 : yen?
Man1 : sonnavan Kerala karan 18 Dog

vachirukkan.

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Alagu roja kuda un punnagai parthal oru nodi

sinthikkum...




Yaru petha pullaiyo ippadi mental mathiri

sirichukitu irukkunu...

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Salesman: Sir, Erumbu Powder venuma???
Customer: Vendampa, inniku erumbukku

powder vankitu pona nalaiku kosu lipstick

ketkume!!!!

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Ennathan India paampa(snake) irunthalum antha paampu “push” “push” nu than sollum...

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PUNCH:kannaa naai biscuita naaiku pottaa adhu unna vittutu biscuita saapidum..
Aana tiger biscuita tigerukku potta adhu biscuitta vittutu unna saapidum.

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HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu…?
STUDENT: Sir, nethu school vittathum avar thaan,” NAALAI, KAALAI VAARUNGAL” nu sonnar.

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