Funny Message Collection

You have got male

2011-11-18T05:54:00.000-08:00

Short Story

2011-11-16T05:05:00.001-08:00

Life today

2011-11-16T05:03:00.000-08:00

Chinese Jokes...

2011-11-16T04:54:00.000-08:00

4 best chinese jokes!!!

I particularly enjoyed the 3rd one, its brilliant!

Now drink don't drive

2011-11-16T04:46:00.000-08:00

The World's First Non-Alcoholic Whiskey

2011-11-16T04:38:00.000-08:00

ArKay is made with artificial ingredients and flavors in accordance with European Economic Community (EEC) regulations and within the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) regulations.

Both the flavor and ingredients are conformed to Halal guidelines. ArKay Beverages Inc. is the pioneer of this innovative concept.

After 5 years of beverage industry research, surveys and tasting, ArKay was created and developed as a non-alcoholic whisky flavored drink for mass consumption.

Also known as ‘halal whisky’ this non-alcoholic drink can be considered as a soft drink and is suitable for any party occasions.

Engineer's clock

2011-11-15T20:49:00.000-08:00

Engineering can't be taught

My Breakfast

2011-11-15T20:41:00.000-08:00

Breakfast changes during years after wedding

1st year

2nd year

5th year

10th year

15th year

20th year

25th year

Product and Warranty

2011-11-15T20:35:00.001-08:00

Common ABBREVIATIONS

2011-11-15T20:27:00.000-08:00

CHESS: Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

COLD: Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

JOKE: Joy Of Kids Entertainment.

AIM: Ambition In Mind.

DATE: Day And Time Evolution.

EAT: Energy And Taste.

TEA: Taste And Energy Admitted.

PEN: Power Enriched In Nib.

SMILE: Sweet Memories In Lip ex-pression.

BYE: Be with You Everytime.

2011-11-15T20:20:00.001-08:00

மிசோரம் மாநிலத்தில், 39 பெண்களை மணந்து, 160 குடும்ப உறுப்பினர்களுடன் ஒன்றாக வசித்து வருகிறார், ஒரு அதிசய மனிதர். வடகிழக்கு மாநிலமான மிசோரத்தில் உள்ளது பக்தவாங் டியாங்னுவாம் கிராமம். இந்த கிராமத்தைச் சேர்ந்தவர் சையோனா, 67. விவசாயம், மரச்சாமான் தயாரித்தல் உள்ளிட்ட தொழில்களை நடத்தி வரும் சையோனாவுக்கு, 39 மனைவிகள்.

முதல் மனைவியின் பெயர் ஜதியாங்கி, 71. இவருக்கு ஏழு குழந்தைகள். கடைசி மனைவி பெயர் வன்லால்சியாமி, 31. இவருக்கு, ஐந்து வயது மகள் இருக்கிறாள். சையோனாவுக்கு, 15 மருமகள்கள் உள் ளனர். 29 மகள்கள் திருமணமாகி, கணவருடன் தனியாக வசிக்கின்றனர்.

நான்கு மாடி கட்டடத்தில், 101 பெரியவர்களும், 59 சிறுவர்களும் ஒரே குடும்பமாக வசிக்கின்றனர். கடந்த, 2000ம் ஆண்டு சையோனா, கடைசி திருமணம் செய்து கொண்டார். ஒட்டு மொத்த குடும்பத்தினரும், ஒரே சமையல் அறையில் சமைத்து, ஒன்றாக சாப்பிடுகின்றனர்.

காலை உணவுக்கு 50 கிலோ அரிசியும், இரவு உணவுக்கு 35 முதல் 50 கிலோ தானியத்தையும் சமைக்கின்றனர். அத்துடன் ஒவ்வொரு நாளும் 25 கிலோ உருளைக்கிழங்கு, 15 கிலோ பருப்பு மற்றும் ஏராளமான அளவில் காய்கறிகள் இவர்களின் வீட்டிற்கு தேவைப்படுகின்றன. மாமிசம் சமைத்தால், ஒரு நாளைக்கு 45 கிலோ மாமிசம் சமைக்கின்றனர்.

வீட்டு வேலைகளில் யார், யார் என்னென்ன வேலைகள் செய்ய வேண்டும் என்பதை முதல் மனைவி தீர்மானிக்கிறார். வீட்டில் உள்ள ஆண்களை மற்ற வேலைகளுக்கு அனுப்புகிறார் சையோனா. வீடு கட்டுமானப் பணி மற்றும் தோட்ட வேலைகள் போன்றவற்றுக்கும் ஆட்களை அனுப்புகிறார்.

NEW ALPHABET

2011-08-31T05:25:00.001-07:00

The banana test

2011-08-17T04:43:00.000-07:00

DONT scroll down until you have decided upon your answer.

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

A Lion , A Chimp , A Giraffe ,
......AND...

A Squirrel

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . .
Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS !!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax

now hurry up and forward it to someone....

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 44

2011-07-28T03:29:00.000-07:00

2011'la oru sattam konduvarapporanga:

Yaravadhu azhaga iruntha tax kattanumam.

Kadavul punniyathla neenga thappichittinga,

naanthan maatti kittan.

ok ok cool.

***

Ennathan MBBS padichu doctor aanaalum

computer'la irukara vairas ku Tablets koduka Mudiyaathu..

By computer Mouse'ku Eli Marunthu vaipor Sangam...!

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Ponnungala Entha Alavuku

Love Pannanum Theriyuma.?

Naama Avala Love Panratha Parthu Ava

Friend Namaloda Odi Varanum..!

By, Kavalan Groups…!

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Running racela kaal evalo vegama oodinalum

Parisu Kaaiku than kidaikkum....thats life

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"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",

"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".

Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,

enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!

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A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

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Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 43

2011-07-28T03:27:00.000-07:00

Manidhanukkum, Mobile’ukkum small difference.?!?

Manidhanukku Kaal illainaa Balance panna mudiyaadhu, Mobile’ukku Balance illainaa

Call panna mudiyaadhu..

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"SAVITRI"oda rendu akka peru enna?

SAVI one, SAVI two

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man.1:unga wifeku naai kadichadha kelvipatten,neenga 1st aid enna senjeenga?

man.2:antha naaiku chicken briyaani vangi potten..

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Poonaikku Paal Pidikkum.

Pulikku Maan Pidikkum.

But Pasuvukku Unnaththaan Pidikkum.

Yenna Nee Oru Punnaakku.....

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In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)

Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people.....

but didn't TOUCH me......

WHY?

Because

Nangadhan singamla.....

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Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

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SMILE

2011-07-28T03:05:00.001-07:00

We Smiled when we are kids

To be Beautiful when we grow UP

Even the beauty faded...

But still they look so HAPPY

No matter what bad things happen to you

but Keep A Smile on your face..

PLEASE KEEP SMILING

Because you look beautiful when smile

Beautiful One Liners

2011-07-27T01:28:00.000-07:00

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on yourpants.

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and theblinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented theother three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26.. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

And the Best!

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,

fattening or married to someone else

Parrot Flower

2011-07-27T01:23:00.000-07:00

THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER

This is a flower from Thailand. It is also a protected species and is not allowed to be exported.

This will be the only way we will be able to view this flower.

A flower all the way from Thailand.

Tirupathi Vs Tiruvanathapuram

2011-07-27T01:19:00.001-07:00

Proverb on Love

2011-07-25T06:13:00.000-07:00

The quarrel of lovers is the renewal of love. ~Moroccan Proverb

Love is like a baby: it needs to be treated tenderly. ~Congolese Proverb

The cabin of a loved one is never too far away. ~Bantu Proverb

You know who you love, but you can't know who loves you. ~Nigerian Proverb

Love and let the world know, hate in silence. ~Egyptian Proverb

If love is torn apart you cannot stitch the pieces together again. ~Malagasy Proverb

Let your love be like the misty rain, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Liberian & Madagascan Proverb

Love is like young rice: transplanted, still it grows. ~Malagasy Proverb

When an only kolanut is presented with love, it carries with it more value than might otherwise be associated with a whole pod of several kolanuts. ~Nigerian Proverb

Love for something makes a man blind and deaf. ~Sudanese Proverb

One who marries for love alone will have bad days but good nights. ~Egyptian Proverb

Lovers do not hide their nakedness. ~Congolese Proverb

If the full moon loves you, why worry about the stars? ~Tunisian Proverb

If anybody makes you laugh, it is not always because he loves you. ~Kikuyu Proverb

If love is a sickness, patience is the remedy. ~Cameroonian Proverb

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. ~Malagasy Proverb

A loved one has no pimples. ~Kenyan Proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. ~Ethiopian Proverb

Love is better than a whip. ~Nigerian Proverb

Don't try to make someone hate the person he loves, for he will still go on loving, but he will hate you. ~Senegalese Proverb

To love someone who does not love you, is like shaking a tree to make the dew drops fall. ~Congolese Proverb

When one is in love, a cliff becomes a meadow. ~Ethiopian Proverb

Love is just like rice -- plant it elsewhere and it grows. ~Malagasy Proverb

Do not treat your loved one like a swinging door: you are fond of it but you push it back and forth. ~Madagascan Proverb

He who loves, loves you with your dirt. ~Ugandan Proverb

Talking with one another is loving one another. ~Kenyan Proverb

The one who loves an unsightly person is the one who makes him beautiful. ~Ganda Proverb

He may say that he loves you, wait and see what he does for you. ~Senegalese Proverb

The best part of happiness lies is in the secret heart of a lover. ~Ugandan Proverb

Even as the archer loves the arrow that flies, so too he loves the bow that remains constant in his hands. ~Nigerian Proverb

To love the king is not bad, but a king who loves you is better. ~Wolof Proverb

Where there is love there is no darkness. ~Burundian Proverb

If there is cause to hate someone, the cause to love has just begun. ~Wolof Proverb

It is better to be loved than feared. ~Proverb from Senegal & Sierra Leone

Happiness requires something to do, something to love and something to hope for. ~Swahili Proverb

Let your love be like drizzle: it comes softly, but still swells the river. ~Malagasy Proverb

Love is a despot who spares no one. ~Namibian Proverb

African Proverbs On Love

2011-07-25T06:04:00.000-07:00

True love means what's mine is yours.

He who doesn't feel jealousy is not in love.

Perhaps you do not understand me because you do not love me.

It's better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart.

A fish and bird may fall in love but the two cannot build a home together.

To be able to love other people you must be able to love yourself.

Love is a painkiller.

Love never gets lost it's only kept.

Love is like cough you can't hold it back.

The path leads towards loved ones not thorns.

Why take away something by force which you can obtain by love.

Loving someone that does not love you is like loving the rain that falls in the forest.

He who loves the vase loves also what is inside.

To love that one who never loves you is like rain falling in the forest.

Brothers love each other when they are equally rich.

Pretend you are dead and you will see who really loves you.

It is difficult for two long-nosed lovers to kiss.

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love.

Don't look into the eyes of your lover, or you will see what he has told many women before.

It's much easier to fall in love than to stay in love.

Proverb & its Opposites

2011-07-25T05:51:00.000-07:00

NEWTON'S THIRD LAW STATES: "EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND AN OPPOSITE REACTION".

SO IT WOULD STAND TO REASON THAT EVERY PROVERB HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE PROVERB.

ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT

BUT

TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NONE

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

BUT

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

WISE MEN THINK ALIKE

BUT

FOOLS SELDOM DIFFER

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE

BUT

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

BUT

TIME WAITS FOR NONE

LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP

BUT

STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT

DO IT WELL, OR NOT AT ALL

BUT

HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

BUT

OPPOSITES ATTRACT

DON'T CROSS YOUR BRIDGES BEFORE YOU COME TO THEM

BUT

FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED

DOUBT IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM

BUT

FAITH WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS

GREAT STARTS MAKE GREAT FINISHES

BUT

IT ISN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

BUT

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

BUT

THE SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN

BUT

YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS

WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER

BUT

ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN'S POISON

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER

BUT

OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND

TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH

BUT

MANY HANDS MAKE LIGHT WORK

HOLD FAST TO THE WORDS OF YOUR ANCESTORS

BUT

WISE MEN MAKE PROVERBS AND FOOLS REPEAT THEM

Animals made from flowers

2011-07-25T05:42:00.000-07:00

Three parrot

2011-07-22T05:22:00.000-07:00

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.

The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was Rs. 2500.

"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?

"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.

"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.

The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,

but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.

The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."

Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him " BOSS"!!

Why do we say - Hello?

2011-07-22T05:14:00.000-07:00

When you call someone and they answer the call... why do we say "HELLO..."...????

Do you know what is the real origin of using the word 'Hello' as the conversation starter in a phone call..???

It is the name of a GIRL..!!!

YES...!!!!!!!!!!!

And do you know who is that girl..??

Margaret Hello.....

She was the girlfriend of Graham Bell... the man who invented the telephone....

His first 2 instruments were at his and her place... and the first call he made to commercially test the phones was to his girlfriend..!!!!

One may forget the name of Graham Bell... but we will never be able to forget his girlfriend's name....!!!!

Now that my friend... is Â true LOVE..!!!!

Bareilly baby boy with 34 fingers and toes sets new Guinness record

2011-07-21T21:50:00.000-07:00

Akshat, a baby boy over the age of one, registered his name in the Guinness world records for having a total of 34 fingers and toes.

He has set the record for having the highest number of fingers and toes and hails from the Bareilly district in Uttar Pradesh.

Amrita Saxena, the mother of the child, said it was difficult for her to believe that her son broke the world record, until a family friend convinced her.

"He (family friend) read on the internet about the baby born in China with 31 fingers. Then he said that my boy has broken the record of having 34 fingers. At first, I was not convinced at all. It was hard to believe that my son has broken the record. But later, he along with my husband and my younger sister registered the data in the Internet. Then I was asked to submit certain documents after which his name was in the Guinness World Records," added Saxena.

Doctors attending to the child informed the mediapersons that it was a rare phenomenon and diagnosed it as polydactyly.

"The person who is diagnosed with it is polydactylic. It is due to certain defects in the bone development of the uterus. The reason behind this defect can be either developmental congenital formation or chromosomal anomalies, which is due to maternal infection or drugs," said Dr. Parul Gupta, a gynaecologist.

Gupta further explained that this congenital physical anomaly could be easily cured by performing a surgery.

"Yes, it is absolutely curable. Mostly people go for plastic surgery. And sometimes when polydactyly is minimal, it can be cured normally, without an operation. And if there is a major problem, then people prefer to go for a plastic surgery," added Gupta.

Meanwhile Saxena was a little worried for her son's future. She aspires for her son to lead a 'normal' life and wants him to undergo proper treatment for it.

Jokes for u

2011-04-25T21:00:00.001-07:00

1) அடிமைக்கும், கொத்தடிமைக்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?
ஒரு பெண்ணைக் காதலிக்கும் பொது நீங்க அடிமை….
அதுவே அந்த பெண்ணையே கல்யாணம் பண்ணிடீங்கன்னா நீங்க கொத்தடிமை….

2) நேரு சொன்னார்: சோம்பேறித்தனமே மிகப் பெரிய எதிரி…..
காந்தி சொன்னார்: உங்கள் எதிரிகளையும் நேசியுங்கள்….
இப்ப சொல்லுங்க… மாமா சொல்றத கேக்குறதா? இல்ல தாத்தா சொல்றத கேக்குறதா?

3) காதல் எங்கே பிறந்தது என்று தெரியுமா?……
சீனாவுல தான் பிறந்தது…..
ஏனெனில் Anything made in China is NO GURANTEE & NO WARRANTY.

4) ஒரு முறை நியூட்டன் அவருக்கு 17 வயதில் வகுப்பறையில் படித்துக் கொண்டிருக்கும் போது ஒரு பாம்பு அவருடைய கால் விரலில் கடித்துவிட்டது. அப்போதும் அவர் அதை கண்டு கொள்ளாமல் தொடர்ந்து படித்துக் கொண்டிருக்கிறார். ஆசிரியர் இது பற்றி கேட்கும்போது, ” பாம்பு என் காலில்தான் கடித்தது, என்னுடைய Mind ‘ல் அல்ல” என்கிறார். இதைத்தான் நாம் “வெட்டி ஸீன்” போடுவது என்கிறோம்….

5) நபர் – 1: ஹோடேலில் சாப்பிட்டுவிட்டுப் பார்க்கிறேன், கையில் காசு இல்லை…..
நபர் – 2: அய்யய்யோ… அப்புறம் என்ன பண்ணுனீங்க?..
நபர் – 1: அப்புறம் பாக்கெட்’ல இருந்து எடுத்துக் கொடுத்துட்டேன்….

6) மூன்று மொக்கைகள்: a) நைட்’ல கொசு கடிச்சா குட்நைட் வைக்கலாம்.. அதுவே மார்னிங்’ல கடிச்சா குட் மார்னிங் வைக்க முடியுமா?
b) பேப்பர் போடுறவன் பேப்பர்காரன், பால் போடுறவன் பால்காரன், அப்பா பிச்சை போடுறவன் பிச்சைக் காரனா?
c) எல்லா stage’லயும் டான்ஸ் ஆடலாம்.. ஆனா கோமா stage ‘ல டான்ஸ் ஆட முடியுமா?

7) ஒன்றுமே தெரியாத ஸ்டுடென்ட் கிட்ட கொஸ்டின் பேப்பர் கொடுக்குறாங்க…
எல்லாம் தெரிஞ்ச வாத்தியார்கிட்ட ஆன்சர் பேப்பர் கொடுக்குறாங்க…
என்ன கொடும சார் இது?….

காதல் என்பது கரண்ட் போன நேரத்துல வர கொசு மாதிரி…
தூங்கவும் முடியாது… தூரத்தவும் முடியாது….

9) என்னதான் நீங்க செண்டிமெண்ட் பார்த்தாலும், கப்பல் கெளம்பறதுக்கு முன்னாடி எலுமிச்சம் பலம் எல்லாம் வைக்க முடியாது… சங்கு ஊதிவிட்டுதான் கெளம்பனும்…

10) நான் ஒன்னு சொல்லுவேன்… எழுந்திருச்சு ஓடக்கூடாது…
சொல்லட்டுமா?
பெருமாள் கோவில்’ல சுண்டல் போடுறாங்க…
ஹே…ஹே.. நில்லுங்க… எங்க ஓடுறீங்க?….

11) True GK Facts:
** அண்டார்டிக்காவில் ஒரு மரம் கூட இல்லை.
** ஹவாய் தீவில் ஒரு பாம்பு கூட இல்லை.
** பிரான்ஸ் நாட்டில் ஒரு கொசு கூட இல்லை.
** என் தெருவில் ஒரு பிகர் கூட இல்லை. என் கவலை இங்கு யாருக்கு புரிகிறது?…..

12) ஜனவரி – 14 க்கும், பிப்ரவரி – 14 க்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?
ஒரு பொண்ணு பொங்கல் கொடுத்த அது ஜனவரி – 14 !
அதே பொண்ணு அல்வாக் கொடுத்தா அது பிப்ரவரி – 14 !!

13) மனைவி: ஏங்க… கொஞ்சம் வாங்க… குழந்த அழுவுது…
கணவன்: அடி செருப்பால! … உன்னை எவண்டி மேக்-அப் இல்லாம குழந்தைப் பக்கத்துல போக சொன்னது?

14) உங்ககிட்ட பிடித்ததே இந்த 5 தான்!
1. சிரிப்பு
2. அழகு
3. நல்ல டைப்
4. கொழந்த மனசு…
5. இதெல்லாம் பொய்’ன்னு தெரிஞ்சும் நம்புற நல்ல மனசுபாவம்….

15) அப்பா: ஏண்டா உஜாலா பாட்டில கீழ போட்டு தாண்டிகிட்டு இருக்குற?
மகன்: எங்க ஸ்கூல்’ல நாளைக்கு நீளம் தாண்டுற போட்டி இருக்கு. அதுக்கு தான் பிராக்டீஸ் பண்ணி கிட்டு இருக்கேன்.

16) முதல் காதலில் ஜெய்த்தவனுக்கு அதுதான் கடைசி வெற்றி….
முதல் காதலில் தோற்றவனுக்கு அதுதான் கடைசி தோல்வி….

17) தத்துவம் 2010
“லாரி”ல கரும்பு ஏத்துனா “காசு”!
“கரும்பு”ல லாரிய ஏத்துனா “ஜூசு”!!
இதெல்லாம் ஒரு மெசேஜ்’ன்னு படிக்குற நீங்க ஒரு “——-” ஆமாங்க.. அதான்… அதேதான்….

18) அப்பா: நேத்து ராத்திரி பரிச்சைக்கு படித்தேன்னு சொன்ன, ஆனா உன் ரூம்’ல லைட்டே எரியல?
மகன்: படிக்குற இன்ட்ரெஸ்ட்ல அதை எல்லாம் நான் கவனிக்கலப்பா!

19) எல்லா நாளும் ஒரே மாதிரி இருக்குமா??? ?
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நல்லா பார்த்துக்குங்க… எல்லா “நாளும்” ஒரே மாதிரி இருக்கா?………..
Next மீட் பண்றேன்…

Value has a value...

2011-04-25T20:57:00.000-07:00

30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air.

You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you're keeping all

of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will

bounce back.

But the other four Balls

- Family, Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of

these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even

shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for

it." VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED".

A to Z of Motivation

2011-02-18T21:08:00.000-08:00

Avoid Negative Thoughts, People, Things and Habits.

Believe in yourself.

Consider things from every angle and others points of view.

Dare to Dream and Dream Big

Energy, Excitement and Enthusiaism is in your blood.

Family and Friends are hidden treasures ; enjoy these riches.

Give more than you planned to.

Have a good sense of humour.

Ignore Critisism, Ridicule and Discouragement from others.

Jump on Problems because they are Opportunities in disguise.

Keep up the good work however hard it may seem.

Love yourself, just as you are.

Make Impossibility a Possibility.

Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal...

Open your eyes and see things as they really are.

Prefect Practice makes you perfect.

Quitters never Win and Winners never Quit.

Reward yourself for every small success and achievement.

Stop Wasting your Time and Procrastinating important Goals.

Take control of your Life and your Goals.

Understand so that you could Understood.

Visualize your Goals and Dreams everyday.

Win over your own weaknesses and make them as your Strengths.

Xccelerate your efforts

Yes Yes Yes, Yes you Can and You Will

Zap your Stress and Enjoy your Life..

Short jokes for u 8

2011-02-18T21:04:00.001-08:00

Q: What is the loudest pet?

A: Trumpet.

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Q: What is the strongest bird?

A: A crane.

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Q.why did the man throw butter out the window

A.so he could see a butter fly

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Q: why do bees hum?

A: because they dont know the words.

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Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting ?

Pupil: I used his pen !!!

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What do call a bear with no ears ?

B !!

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What day do fish hate?

Fry-day.

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Why is a tomato round and red ?

Because if it was long and green it would be a cucumber !!!!!

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Short jokes for u 7

2011-02-18T21:02:00.000-08:00

Teacher - I have 20 apples and I eat 17. What is left?

John - A big chance for diarrea.

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girl: look it's a ladybird!

mum: how do you know it’s a ladybird?

girl: it's wearing a dress!

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TEACHER: Has anyone ever seen the Catskill Mountains?

ED: No, but I've seen the Cats Kill Mice

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Have you ever heard of a flying pig?

Now you have!

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Q: What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?

A: lunch and dinner

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Q: Why wasn't the moon so smart?

A: Because the sun was brighter!

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9)!

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Tamil Jokes for u 15

2011-02-18T20:45:00.000-08:00

> No : 1

டாக்டர் : உங்க கணவருக்கு இப்ப ஓய்வு ரொம்ப முக்கியம்., இந்தாங்க தூக்க மாத்திரை..

மனைவி: ஒரு நாளைக்கு எத்தனை தடவை கொடுக்கணும் டாக்டர்..

டாக்டர்: இது அவருக்கில்லை...உங்களுக்கு..

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> No : 2 ( கல்யாண மண்டபம்.. )

"வாங்க., வாங்க..!! நீங்க மாப்பிள்ளை வீட்டுக்காரரா.? பொண்ணு வீட்டுக்காரரா..? "

" ம்ம்.. நான் பொண்ணேட பழைய வீட்டுக்காரர்..!!"

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> No: 3

அவர் : நேத்து உங்க காருக்கு எப்படி Accident ஆச்சு..?

இவர் : அதோ, அங்கே ஒரு மரம் தெரியுதா..?

அவர் : தெரியுது...

இவர் : அது நேத்து எனக்கு தெரியலை..!

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> No : 4 ( கட்சி ஆபீஸ்.. )

தொண்டர் 1 : நம்ம தலைவர் தன்னோட எல்லா சொத்தையும் கட்சிக்கே எழுதி வெச்சிட்டாரு..!

தொண்டர் 2 : சந்தோஷமான விஷயம் தானே..!

தொண்டர் 1 : அட போப்பா.., கட்சியை அவரோட மகனுக்கு எழுதி வெச்சிட்டாரு..!!

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> No : 5 ( Exam ஆரம்பிக்கும் முன்...)

மாணவன் : டீச்சர் ஒர் Doubt...

டீச்சர் : Exam ஆரம்பிக்க இன்னும் அரை மணி நேரம்தான் இருக்கு.., இப்ப போயி என்னடா Doubt..?

மாணவன் : இன்னிக்கு என்ன Exam..?

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No: 6

மகள் : அப்பா., நான் சாதிக்க விரும்பறேன்..

அப்பா : Very Good.., பொண்ணுங்க இப்படிதான் இருக்கணும்.., எந்த துறையைல சாதிக்க போற..

மகள் : ஐயோ அப்பா.., நான் எதிர் வீட்டு பையன் " சாதிக்" -ஐ விரும்பறேன்..

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Tamil Jokes for u 14

2011-02-18T20:43:00.000-08:00

> No : 1

நிறுத்துங்க சார்.., ஏன் படிச்சிட்டு இருக்கிற பையனை போட்டு இப்படி அடிக்கறீங்க..?

சும்மா இருங்க சார்.., Exam-க்கு கூட போகாம ஒக்காந்து படிச்சிகிட்டே இருக்கான்..!!!

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> No: 2

உன் பேரு என்ன..?

" சௌமியா "

உங்க வீட்ல உன்னை எப்படி கூப்பிடுவாங்க..?

தூரமா இருந்தா சத்தமா கூப்பிடுவாங்க., பக்கத்தில இருந்தா மெதுவா கூப்பிடுவாங்க.,

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> No : 3 ( இண்டெர்வியூ.. )

உங்களுக்கு பிடிச்ச ஊர் எது..?

சுவிஸ்சர்லாந்து..

எங்கே Spelling சொல்லுங்க..

ஐயையோ.. அப்படின்னா " கோவா "

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> No : 4

( புயல் மழையில் ஒருத்தன் பீட்ஸா வாங்க கடைக்குச் போறான். )

கடைக்காரர் : சார் உங்களுக்கு கல்யாணம் ஆயிடுச்சா...?

வந்தவர்: பின்ன.. இந்த புயல் மழைல எங்க அம்மாவா என்னை பீட்ஸா வாங்க அனுப்புவாங்க...!?? அந்த லூசு பொண்டாட்டி தான் அனுப்புனா...

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> No : 5

நடிகர் விஜய் : இனிமே நடிக்கிறதை நிறுத்திட்டு மக்களுக்கு பொதுசேவை பண்ணலாம்னு இருக்கேன்..

நிருபர் : நீங்க நடிக்கிறதை நிறுத்தினாலே அது மக்களுக்கு பண்ற பொதுசேவை தானே சார்..!!

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Difference between Laptop & NoteBook

2011-02-01T22:00:00.000-08:00

[1] NOTEBOOK COMPUTER:

A standard notebook has the following features:

1. Ultralight. Less weight is better.

2. 4 - 5 hour battery life.

3. No internal floppy drive.

4. Minimal graphics subsystem.

5. No internal DVD or CD system.

6. 12" - 14" TFT screen.

7. Low profile (thin).

8. Integrated modem and network connection.

9. Smallest possible keyboard that retains functionality.

10. Low power consumption Celeron/Centrino or Sempron style processor.

A notebook computer is designed to provide mobile computing that won't break your back carrying yet still offer all the power the mobile users requires for work and some leisure pursuits.

This portability normally comes at a price. The level of minituarization involved comes at a cost and high end notebooks can prove to be quite expensive.

[2] LAPTOP COMPUTER:

Now for the laptop computer. Again look at the name. A laptop is designed to sit on your lap and you can therefore expect it to be quite large and loaded down with features and power. The standard laptop computer would have some ,if not all, of the following features:

1. 14" - 17" (widescreen) TFT screen.

2. Nvidia GeForce or ATI Radeon graphics subsystem.

3. Internal DVD-ROM or DVD-RW drive

4. Large full featured keyboard.

5. 3 hour+ battery life.

6. Upgradeable.

7. Integrated modem, network, Bluetooth and Wi-Fi capabilities.

8. High quality integrate audio and speaker system.

9. Low power consumption, high performance Intel Centrino style processor.

[3] Finally

(1) NOTEBOOK is quite opposite that of the LAPTOP.

(2) NOTEBOOKS offer reasonable power and extreme portability.

(3) LAPTOPS are designed to be capable of replacing an entire desktop PC if necessary whilst still offering desktop performance in a mobile platform.

HR - High Risk

2011-02-01T21:27:00.000-08:00

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying, My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove tha t14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holidays)?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR = HIGH RISK

Tamil Jokes for u 13

2011-01-21T22:25:00.001-08:00

போர்க்களத்தில் கொசுவலை:

நம்ம ஜீனியஸ் கோயிந்து ராணுவத்தில் சேர்ந்து விட்டார். போர்க்களத்துக்கு கிளம்பும் போது....

நண்பர்: யோவ் கோயிந்து...குண்டு துளைக்காக சட்டை போடச் சொன்னா, எதுக்கு கொசு வலையை எடுத்து மேல சுத்திக்குற?

ஜீனியஸ்: இத்துனூண்டு கொசு கூட இந்த வலைக்குள்ள நுழைய முடியலயே.. அவ்ளோ பெரிய துப்பாக்கி குண்டு எப்பிடி இதுக்குள்ள நுழைய முடியும்?

நண்பர்: ..............

*****

ஒரு சின்ன கதை .
ஒரு சிங்கம் , ஒரு புலி , ஒரு குரங்கு .
சிங்கம் இன்ஜினியரிங் படிக்குது .
புலி MBBS படிக்குது .
குரங்கு இத படிக்குது .
இது எப்படி இருக்கு ?

*****

படிக்கத் தெரியாத வாண்டு:

அம்மா: மணி, என்ன எழுதறே?

மணி: தம்பி பாப்பாவுக்கு ஒரு கடிதம் எழுதறேன்.

அம்மா: உனக்குத் தான் எழுதத் தெரியாதே..!

மணி: அதனாலென்ன? அவனுக்கு மட்டும் படிக்கத் தெரியுமா என்ன!

*****

Husband Vs Wife

2011-01-21T22:23:00.000-08:00

1. The Silent Treatment...

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each

Other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,

He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM

And he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and

See why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by

The bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

2. WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

Neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws''

3. WOMEN'S REVENGE..

'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV Remote?'

I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

4.. UNDERSTANDING WOMEN..

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,

And still be afraid of a spider...

5. W O R D S..

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

6. CREATION..

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be

So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !!!

7. WHO DOES WHAT..

A man and his wife were having an argument about who

Should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first,

And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'

The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and

You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible

That the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

And showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says......... ..'HEBREWS'

God may have created man before woman,

But there is always a rough draft before t he masterpiece. .

Indian Painting collection - part 9

2011-01-21T22:15:00.000-08:00

Wife Vs Girlfriend ---Funny Story

2011-01-20T05:20:00.000-08:00

Girlfriend

Wife

Wife is like a TV,

Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .

At home u watch TV,

But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

No money, u sell the TV,

Got money u change ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV,

But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,

But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,

But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,

But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,

MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),

But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

Last but not least ..

TVs don't have viruses,

But MOBILEs often do!

May I know the time please ??? Funny Story

2011-01-20T05:03:00.000-08:00

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came in to wish me.

Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.

After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you and you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

Japanese Takeout Meals

2011-01-19T05:20:00.000-08:00

Russian Stadiums For The World Cup 2018

2011-01-19T05:05:00.000-08:00

How Babies Are Born These Days

2011-01-19T05:03:00.001-08:00

Six Things Boys & Girls Do In Exam Hall

2011-01-19T04:59:00.001-08:00

Six things boys do in exam hall:

1. Counting No of Girls..

2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..

3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..

4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..

5. feelings for wasting yesterday's night by not studying..

6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.

Six things girls do in exam hall:

(even they know or dont know)

1. write

2. write

3. write

4. write

5. write

6. write

The Modern Humanity

2011-01-13T21:33:00.001-08:00

The Modern Humanity

Sorry I Can't work today!

2011-01-13T21:24:00.000-08:00

I can't respond to any emails today as something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.... Picture attached below!

Designer Walls

2011-01-13T21:19:00.000-08:00

Unbored Toilet

2011-01-13T21:15:00.001-08:00

Unbored Toilet

Some Beautiful Roads 2

2011-01-02T20:59:00.000-08:00

Some Beautiful Roads 1

2011-01-02T20:51:00.001-08:00

Small Monkeys u ever seen

2011-01-02T20:49:00.001-08:00

Beautiful Tea Pots

2011-01-02T00:54:00.000-08:00

Dayanidhi Alagiri - Anusha Marriage & Reception Stills

2010-11-28T21:15:00.000-08:00

Untold Laws......

2010-11-28T21:04:00.001-08:00

1) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2) To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

3) My road to success is always under construction.

4) Alcohol does not solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

5) It's funny but In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

6) All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

7) Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

8) Everyone has a scheme of getting rich? Which never works until you cheat.

9) If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

10) He who has the gold, makes the golden rules and those who don't have gold follow them.

11) Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

12) When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

13) If you have paper, you don't have a pen! If you have a pen, you don't have paper! if you have both, no one calls.

14) You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

15) The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

16) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always flow towards the non-smoker.

Customized Scooooooooooooooter

2010-11-28T20:56:00.000-08:00

Tamil SMS collection 42

2010-11-25T21:41:00.000-08:00

Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?

Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?

Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama?

Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?

Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam’nnu.

Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?

Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da…

Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!

Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance’sae illai!

***

Jeevan

ullavarai

manithan

Panam

ullavarai

Mariyaathai

Nesam

ullavarai

Paasam

Yen Uyir

ullavarai

Nam Natpu

***

Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan

karupu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan

vannangalil illai vazhkai

Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai

***

Kaadhal enbathu Nadukkadal.

Athil villundhu vidaathey!

Angu alaikal kooda illai..

Unai karai serppatharku..

***

School life: +2 varai,

College life: Padikkumvarai,

Love life: Kalyanam varai, But

Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai...

***

Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam Karanam ketan

Swasippathu enae Nessipathu unaieya endrathu.

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 42

2010-11-25T21:37:00.000-08:00

Thani Thelichi yen Kolam poduranga?

Kolam pottutu Thanni Thelicha Azhinchidum. Adhan.

***

Teacher: Students Elephant persusa? Erumbu (Ant) perusa?

Student: Appadi yellam summa solla mudiyadhu Madam. DATE OF BIRTH solunga….

By, Last Bench Rowdies

***

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu? Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jatila uchaa poitten.

***

Sardar looking at a ice cube for 1 hour…

Someone asked him… what are doing….

Sardar: Ada iruppa indha ice kattila iurndu Engayo Leak Aagudhu adha than theduran…

***

Girl: Appa nan Sadhika virumbukiren.

Dad: Very good. Endha field la ma?

Girl: Ayo appa en boy friend name “Sadhik“.

Dad: ??????

***

Oruthan Fan la thooku pttukuarn but

avan sagala yen theriuma???

...

…

...

…

Bcoz adhu,

“TABLE FAN”…

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 41

2010-11-25T21:33:00.000-08:00

Kannum Kannum nokia.Japan capital tokia.

un mobile enna ootaiya?sms anupa matiya?

idha padikara ne monkeya'a illa donkey'a?

Just Jokia..

***

“Uyir Priyum Nerathai Vida Figure Priyum Nerame Kodumaiyanathu…

Athanal Than Kadavul Oru Uyiraium, Pala Figuraium Koduthu Irukkiraan.

” GOD IS GREAT “.

***

WIFE : Yeanga Namakku Marriage panni vaicha Aiyyar

Setthu poyttaram.

HUSBAND : Senja pavam Summa Vituma...

***

Boy: Un veetuku poyirunthen, inimel namakku kalyanam

aakumunu enakku thonala.

Girl:Enga appava parthingala?

Boy:illa un thangachiya parthen!

***

U vs Me:

Naan - Neruppu Nee - Paruppu

Naan - Aagayam Nee - Vengayam

Naan - Irumbu Nee- Thurumbu

Tension aagadha.

Neeyum forward paniko...

***

Neenga anuppura sms yenakku romba pidichchirukku.

Adhanaala ungalakku oru Chinna Gift

Rs. ________/-

this is Blank Cheque. You can fill the Amount as you Want

and collect from

Dubai BANK,

No-6

VIVEKAANANDER THERU,

DUBAI KURUKKU SANDHU,

DUBAI MAIN ROAD,

DUBAI BUS STAND,

DUBAI.

Thiruppi sollava.?

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 40

2010-11-25T21:28:00.000-08:00

Man 1: “En periya paiyan doctora irukaan..

Chinna paiyan rowdiya irukaan ..”

Man 2: Appa Kolagara kudumbam nu sollunga..

***

what is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.

Dubukku will read this msg,Dubakoor will delete this msg.

Ippo yenna pannuva?Ippo ena pannuva?

***

Amaichar: Manna! Naatil panjam thalai "virithu" adukiruthu.

Pulikesi: Appadia! "ribbon" ai kattikondu olungaga ada sollum.

Amaichar:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

***

Veeran: Manna Neenga Porukku Pogum Pothu

Yen”Kavasam” Podureenga..?

Mannar: “Kavasam” Podalaina Enaku “Thevasam”

Senjuruvanga da Madaya.

***

Africa'la pirandha kuzhandhaikku pallu enna colour'la irukkum??

Enna yosikaringala?

Dubukku..... pirandha kuzhandhaiku edhu pallu!!!!

***

6 birds were sitting in tree.A man saw that & shoot over tree.

5 birds flew away. but 1 bird sitting.

Why?

koluppu…

Unna mathiriyae koluppu…

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 39

2010-11-25T21:25:00.000-08:00

Hai

onnumila

chummathan

nejama onnumilai

sonna puriyatha?

tamil la thane solrean

sathiyama onnumilla

ada.da..

vidamatinga polirukku..!

0k. 0k..solrean

Good Night…..

***

Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren? Un kuda Pesuren? Unakku

msg Pannuren? Athai yen nee padikkirai BECAuse "

Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa...

***

There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi. so kaliman

demand aiducham. so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikinga.

***

Kanneerai thudaika,

Unnai pol

Oru nanban

irunthaal!

1000 “MOKKA” padam vanthalum thuninthu paarpen”

***

Neenga Enakku Msg Anuppamal Irukrathuku 5 Kaaranam Irukkalam.,

1.No time

2.No free msg

3.No balance

4.Network problem.

5.Oru singathai Ceendi parka bayam!

***

Dr Monitor MBBS, ulcer Specialist.

Dr.Wills Lungs Specialist.

Dr.Manikchand Mouth Cancer Specialist.

Dr.Beer Thoppai Specialist...

***

Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 38

2010-11-25T21:22:00.000-08:00

Enna than ladies padippil 1st ta irunthalum avanga use

panra Pen “Hero Pen than” Heroin Pen illai”

***

In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)

Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people..... but didnt

TOUCH me...... WHY?

Because Nangadhan singamla..........

***

cricket la ball adicha century

adhE ball unna adichaa injury

pongal la irukkuradhu mundhiri

innum enna thoongura endhiri

kokkarakO gummaangO

***

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number

and my new number is ’100′

Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom…

***

Ennaium, Onnaium sernthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?

Press down

" N " " 1 "

Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkanum.

***

Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and

tried to jump. At that time i got a message in my mobile. It's

your message , after i read it i decided to live. U know

why? Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda

irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!

***

DUAL SCREEN LAPTOP TOSHIBA LIBRETTO W100!!

2010-11-25T20:46:00.001-08:00

WORLD's FIRST DUAL SCREEN LAPTOP TOSHIBA

LIBRETTO W100!!

This tablet has two touchscreens, each with LED backlighting and 1,024 x 600 resolution. You will note the virtual keyboard, and it is billed as “the world’s first dual touch-screen Windows mini-notebook PC”. It can be used both vertically and horizontally, thanks to a built-in accelerometer. The battery life is good for 2 or 4 hours with high-capacity battery.Other features include Intel Pentium U5400 CPU, 62GB SSD, 2GB RAM, WiMAX, Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g/n, Bluetooth 2.1, Micro SD/SDHC slot, USB port, and Windows 7 Home Premium 32bit.

Funny SMS Collection 33

2010-11-24T21:16:00.000-08:00

What Is

Pure And Simple

Definition Of

ACCOUNTING … ?

1 + 1 = 2

(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11

(In Government Sector)

***

When I dont do it on time

"I am lazy"

but when my boss doesnt do it on time

"He is busy"

"POSITION MAKES THE DIFFERENCE"

***

IIT exam,

Santa got 1 question.

Prove

Sin x = 6n

Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.

Then

six=6

***

Please Send ur Bio-Data to VODAFONE,

U’ll get Job+Chance to come on TV.

So Apply Soon,

Bcoz Vodafone Dog has dead,

Now Vodafone need MONKEY!!

***

Best joke from Signboard on electric Boxes-

“Danger, 10000 volts, TOUCHING dis will lead to DEATH..

Any1 found Touching will b jailed for 3 yrs.”

Ha ha..

***

Height of Addiction:

Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!

He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!

***

Cool SMS Collection 18

2010-11-24T21:13:00.000-08:00

On the Chessboard of LIFE,

All MOVES are Possible..

It’s Never Checkmate till U LIVE.

So Never QUIT, There is Always Possibility to WIN..!!

***

You have only two options in life

1-Accept

2-Change

Accept what u

can’t change.

Change what u

can’t accept..!!

***

Best Relations r like beautiful street lamps..

They may not make the distance shorter but they light ur path & make the journey easier.

***

It is wonderful to get the answer of prayers..

But it is even more wonderful when God converts you,

into an answer of somebody’s prayers

***

When I was SMALL I Laughed LESS but there was infinite hidden JOY!

As I GREW up I Learn to laugh a LOT to Hide the unspoken SADNESS…

That’s life!

***

SMS does not only mean..

S-short

M- messages

S- service

It also mean

S-some

M-moment

S-shared with u.

***

Friendship SMS Collection 16

2010-11-24T21:03:00.000-08:00

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second,

Don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles Everywhere!

**********************************************************

When Life Becomes Lonely,

Just Call Your Friend and Shout..

How Dare I Feel Like Dis,

When You Are On Earth..!!

**********************************************************

Friendship is not a word,

Not merely a relationship,

It is a silent promise which says:

“I was” “I am” & “I will b”

A headache 4 u 4ever & ..ever..& ever..

************************************************************

“ F- Field of luv

R- Root of joy

I- Island of God

E- End of sorrow

N- Name of hope

D- Door of understanding..

THATS FRIEND!!! :-) ”

*************************************************************

Heart could only love 4a while,

Feet could only walk 4a mile,

Clothes wont 4ever be in style,

but

having u as my frnd is 4ever worthwhile!

***************************************************************

Special relations r hard to find,

They r rare & one of a kind..

I dont care if i have few,

I'm damn proud that i have d best & that includes u.. :-)

*****************************************************************

Funny Statements...

2010-11-24T20:55:00.000-08:00

Teeth said to Tongue "If I just press you little hard, you will get cut.

Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of

you will come out at once"

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Students are more genius than teachers.... ...

Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day

------------ ---

Google maybe the most powerful search engine

but,

it can't search

the chappals u lost at the temple

------------ ---

Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls

Girl: Any proof?

Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling

. .??;-)

------------ ---

Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...

Immediately after Marriage!!

------------ ---

A great love story...

Hero loves heroine,

but heroine loves villain,

but villain loves hero's sister,

But hero's sister loves heroine brother

but heroine brother loves villain sister

but villain sister loves hero's brother.

------------ ---

An old man's T Shirt Quote

"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"

Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.

------------ ---

Another Problem Caused by DEFORESTATION

2010-11-24T20:39:00.000-08:00

Good Morning Sms 13

2010-11-22T21:51:00.000-08:00

"Be careful in your thoughts when you are alone".

and

"Be careful in your words when you are in a crowd".

Good morning

***

Thought 4 the day

I cried when I had no shoes. Suddenly I stopped crying when i saw a man without leg.

Life is full of Blessings sometime we don't understand it.

GUD MORNING

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“ Every day,

Every where,

Every time,

I may not b with u but

my thinking,

my care,

my msgs,

my prayers,

my lovely wishes will b always with u..

GUD MRNG!! :-) ”

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Sun spread rays,

star close eyes,

moon windup his cool brightness,

open your eyes and spread smile

to make day bright.

Good Morning

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All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration

to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from

someone who cares to color ur day...

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Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u

Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips

Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking

at ur window to say u Good morning

Have nice day.

***

Good Morning Sms 12

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“ A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things..

A gud heart can win many relationships..

But a gud nature can win many gud hearts :) ”

Sweet morning.!--

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Yesterday is cancelled cheque;

tomorrow is a promissory note.

Today is ready cash.

Use it.

Good Morning

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Morning Coolness,

Rising Sun,

Singing Birds,

Melting Dew,

Along wid dis little heart

Wishing U A Very Glorious Good Morning.

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Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u

happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are

essential in life...!!!

Good Morning.

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“ Life is like a ball..

D deeper we fall, d higher we bounce..

So wen we feel we're at d lowest, Remember, we're about

to bounce higher than before..

GUD MRNG! :) ”

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Night Went, Morning Came,

All the stars were hidden by the light of sun,

What a surprise still a beaufifull star reading this message

have a nice day.......

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Good Morning Sms 11

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" Life is Beautiful only 4 those who knows how to

celebrate the 'PAIN"

Good Morning....

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“ A paper flying in iair is due to luck,

But a Kite flying in air is due to efforts..

So dont worry if luck doesnt support..

Efforts r always urs..

Good Morning....:-) ”

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God’s blessings come as a surprise

but

how much you receive

depends on

how much your heart believes !

May you be blessed beyond you expectations

Good morning … :)

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Smile : Valuue 2ur face

Love :Value 2ur heart

Respect:Value 2ur Behaviour

Study:Value 2ur Future

Friendship:Value 2ur life

Good Morning....

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Electronic Morning!

Disconnect Your Sleep

Switch On Your

Concentration Signal

Amplify Yourself!

In Short,

I Wish U A High Voltage Day!

Sweet morning.!--

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2 days weather 4cast:

it wud b cloudy if u frown,

rainy if u cry,

clear if ur happy,

sunny if u smile &

stormy if u sing!

Good Morning...

***

Good Morning Sms 10

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There is enough on this earth for a man's needs but not

enough for his greed...

Good Morning..

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" Opn your eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can

blossom....

Birds can sing, Becoz all r waiting to see your

BEAUTIFUL SMILE

Good Morning...

***

Hey Sleeping People!

Come back from the dreams,

New Day has been started

Welcome to another lovely morning

Have a nice day

***

New day

new morning

new sun shine

new plans

new hopes

new success

new feeling

I pray god to give u a happy & successful day

Good morning...

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“ WAVES are INSIPIRING,

not bcoz de RISE-N-FALL;

but bcoz each time de FALL,

day never fail 2 RISE AGAIN!

Wish u the same!

Good morning...

***

So simple is to live;

So simple is to love;

So simple is to smile;

So simple is to win

but so difficult it’s to be simple!

Good Morning...

***

Beware of Spy Cameras

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The Museum of Islamic Art , Doha

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The Buddha explained how to handle insult and maintain compassion.

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One day Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. "You have no right teaching others," he shouted. "You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake."

Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man "Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?"

The man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, "It would belong to me, because I bought the gift."

The Buddha smiled and said, "That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself."

"If you want to stop hurting yourself, you must get rid of your anger and become loving instead. When you hate others, you yourself become unhappy. But when you love others, everyone is happy."

The young man listened closely to these wise words of the Buddha. "You are right, o Enlightened One, "he said. "Please teach me the path of love.

I wish to become your follower."

The Buddha answered kindly,

"Of course. I teach anyone who truly wants to learn. Come with me."