Tamil Jokes for u 13

போர்க்களத்தில் கொசுவலை:

நம்ம ஜீனியஸ் கோயிந்து ராணுவத்தில் சேர்ந்து விட்டார். போர்க்களத்துக்கு கிளம்பும் போது....

நண்பர்: யோவ் கோயிந்து...குண்டு துளைக்காக சட்டை போடச் சொன்னா, எதுக்கு கொசு வலையை எடுத்து மேல சுத்திக்குற?

ஜீனியஸ்: இத்துனூண்டு கொசு கூட இந்த வலைக்குள்ள நுழைய முடியலயே.. அவ்ளோ பெரிய துப்பாக்கி குண்டு எப்பிடி இதுக்குள்ள நுழைய முடியும்?

நண்பர்: ..............


*****

ஒரு சின்ன கதை .
ஒரு சிங்கம் , ஒரு புலி , ஒரு குரங்கு .
சிங்கம் இன்ஜினியரிங் படிக்குது .
புலி MBBS படிக்குது .
குரங்கு இத படிக்குது .
இது எப்படி இருக்கு ?

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படிக்கத் தெரியாத வாண்டு:
அம்மா: மணி, என்ன எழுதறே?
மணி: தம்பி பாப்பாவுக்கு ஒரு கடிதம் எழுதறேன்.
அம்மா: உனக்குத் தான் எழுதத் தெரியாதே..!
மணி: அதனாலென்ன? அவனுக்கு மட்டும் படிக்கத் தெரியுமா என்ன!

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Husband Vs Wife


1. The Silent Treatment...

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
Other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
And he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and
See why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
The bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.



2. WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
Neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws''


3. WOMEN'S REVENGE..

'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV Remote?'
I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'




4.. UNDERSTANDING WOMEN..
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
And still be afraid of a spider...


5. W O R D S..

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

6. CREATION..

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !!!


7. WHO DOES WHAT..

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
Should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first,
And then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'

The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and
You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
That the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
And showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says......... ..'HEBREWS'

God may have created man before woman,
But there is always a rough draft before t he masterpiece. .

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Wife Vs Girlfriend ---Funny Story

Girlfriend


Wife


Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .

At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).


Last but not least ..
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!

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May I know the time please ??? Funny Story

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose,if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came in to wish me.

Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.

After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you and you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

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How Babies Are Born These Days

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Six Things Boys & Girls Do In Exam Hall

Six things boys do in exam hall:

1. Counting No of Girls..

2. Sighting the Lady Superviser..

3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors..

4. Seeing the brand name of the pen..

5. feelings for wasting yesterday's night by not studying..

6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.




Six things girls do in exam hall:
(even they know or dont know)

1. write

2. write

3. write

4. write

5. write

6. write

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The Modern Humanity


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