You have got male

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Short Story

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Life today

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Chinese Jokes...

4 best chinese jokes!!!

I particularly enjoyed the 3rd one, its brilliant!












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Now drink don't drive

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The World's First Non-Alcoholic Whiskey


ArKay is made with artificial ingredients and flavors in accordance with European Economic Community (EEC) regulations and within the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) regulations.

Both the flavor and ingredients are conformed to Halal guidelines. ArKay Beverages Inc. is the pioneer of this innovative concept.

After 5 years of beverage industry research, surveys and tasting, ArKay was created and developed as a non-alcoholic whisky flavored drink for mass consumption.

Also known as ‘halal whisky’ this non-alcoholic drink can be considered as a soft drink and is suitable for any party occasions.

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Engineer's clock


Engineering can't be taught




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My Breakfast

Breakfast changes during years after wedding

1st year

2nd year

5th year

10th year

15th year

20th year

25th year

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Product and Warranty




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Common ABBREVIATIONS




CHESS: Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

COLD: Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

JOKE: Joy Of Kids Entertainment.

AIM: Ambition In Mind.

DATE: Day And Time Evolution.

EAT: Energy And Taste.

TEA: Taste And Energy Admitted.

PEN: Power Enriched In Nib.

SMILE: Sweet Memories In Lip ex-pression.

BYE: Be with You Everytime.

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மிசோரம் மாநிலத்தில், 39 பெண்களை மணந்து, 160 குடும்ப உறுப்பினர்களுடன் ஒன்றாக வசித்து வருகிறார், ஒரு அதிசய மனிதர். வடகிழக்கு மாநிலமான மிசோரத்தில் உள்ளது பக்தவாங் டியாங்னுவாம் கிராமம். இந்த கிராமத்தைச் சேர்ந்தவர் சையோனா, 67. விவசாயம், மரச்சாமான் தயாரித்தல் உள்ளிட்ட தொழில்களை நடத்தி வரும் சையோனாவுக்கு, 39 மனைவிகள்.

முதல் மனைவியின் பெயர் ஜதியாங்கி, 71. இவருக்கு ஏழு குழந்தைகள். கடைசி மனைவி பெயர் வன்லால்சியாமி, 31. இவருக்கு, ஐந்து வயது மகள் இருக்கிறாள். சையோனாவுக்கு, 15 மருமகள்கள் உள் ளனர். 29 மகள்கள் திருமணமாகி, கணவருடன் தனியாக வசிக்கின்றனர்.

நான்கு மாடி கட்டடத்தில், 101 பெரியவர்களும், 59 சிறுவர்களும் ஒரே குடும்பமாக வசிக்கின்றனர். கடந்த, 2000ம் ஆண்டு சையோனா, கடைசி திருமணம் செய்து கொண்டார். ஒட்டு மொத்த குடும்பத்தினரும், ஒரே சமையல் அறையில் சமைத்து, ஒன்றாக சாப்பிடுகின்றனர்.

காலை உணவுக்கு 50 கிலோ அரிசியும், இரவு உணவுக்கு 35 முதல் 50 கிலோ தானியத்தையும் சமைக்கின்றனர். அத்துடன் ஒவ்வொரு நாளும் 25 கிலோ உருளைக்கிழங்கு, 15 கிலோ பருப்பு மற்றும் ஏராளமான அளவில் காய்கறிகள் இவர்களின் வீட்டிற்கு தேவைப்படுகின்றன. மாமிசம் சமைத்தால், ஒரு நாளைக்கு 45 கிலோ மாமிசம் சமைக்கின்றனர்.

வீட்டு வேலைகளில் யார், யார் என்னென்ன வேலைகள் செய்ய வேண்டும் என்பதை முதல் மனைவி தீர்மானிக்கிறார். வீட்டில் உள்ள ஆண்களை மற்ற வேலைகளுக்கு அனுப்புகிறார் சையோனா. வீடு கட்டுமானப் பணி மற்றும் தோட்ட வேலைகள் போன்றவற்றுக்கும் ஆட்களை அனுப்புகிறார்.

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NEW ALPHABET


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The banana test



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Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 44


2011'la oru sattam konduvarapporanga:
Yaravadhu azhaga iruntha tax kattanumam.
Kadavul punniyathla neenga thappichittinga,
naanthan maatti kittan.
ok ok cool.

***

Ennathan MBBS padichu doctor aanaalum

computer'la irukara vairas ku Tablets koduka Mudiyaathu..



By computer Mouse'ku Eli Marunthu vaipor Sangam...!

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Ponnungala Entha Alavuku
Love Pannanum Theriyuma.?

Naama Avala Love Panratha Parthu Ava
Friend Namaloda Odi Varanum..!

By, Kavalan Groups…!

***

Running racela kaal evalo vegama oodinalum
Parisu Kaaiku than kidaikkum....thats life

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"SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",
"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".
Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,
enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam!

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A Student : Bike irundhaa Oatta thoanudhu T.V irundhaa Paakka thoanudhu Lover irundhaa Pesa thonudhu but Book irundhaa mattum Yean padikka thona Maattengudhu.?

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Tamil Mokkai SMS Collection 43


Manidhanukkum, Mobile’ukkum small difference.?!?

Manidhanukku Kaal illainaa Balance panna mudiyaadhu, Mobile’ukku Balance illainaa

Call panna mudiyaadhu..

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"SAVITRI"oda rendu akka peru enna?

?
?
?
?
?
?
?


SAVI one, SAVI two

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man.1:unga wifeku naai kadichadha kelvipatten,neenga 1st aid enna senjeenga?
man.2:antha naaiku chicken briyaani vangi potten..

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Poonaikku Paal Pidikkum.
Pulikku Maan Pidikkum.
But Pasuvukku Unnaththaan Pidikkum.
Yenna Nee Oru Punnaakku.....

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In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me)
Suddenly a TIGER came and killed 9 people.....
but didn't TOUCH me......
WHY?




Because
Nangadhan singamla.....

***

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

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SMILE

We Smiled when we are kids


To be Beautiful when we grow UP



Even the beauty faded...
But still they look so HAPPY



No matter what bad things happen to you

but Keep A Smile on your face..

PLEASE KEEP SMILING

Because you look beautiful when smile

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Beautiful One Liners


1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on yourpants.

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and theblinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented theother three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26.. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
And the Best!

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,
fattening or married to someone else

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Parrot Flower

THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER




This is a flower from Thailand. It is also a protected species and is not allowed to be exported.

This will be the only way we will be able to view this flower.

A flower all the way from Thailand.


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Tirupathi Vs Tiruvanathapuram

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Proverb on Love


The quarrel of lovers is the renewal of love. ~Moroccan Proverb

Love is like a baby: it needs to be treated tenderly. ~Congolese Proverb

The cabin of a loved one is never too far away. ~Bantu Proverb

You know who you love, but you can't know who loves you. ~Nigerian Proverb

Love and let the world know, hate in silence. ~Egyptian Proverb

If love is torn apart you cannot stitch the pieces together again. ~Malagasy Proverb

Let your love be like the misty rain, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Liberian & Madagascan Proverb

Love is like young rice: transplanted, still it grows. ~Malagasy Proverb

When an only kolanut is presented with love, it carries with it more value than might otherwise be associated with a whole pod of several kolanuts. ~Nigerian Proverb

Love for something makes a man blind and deaf. ~Sudanese Proverb

One who marries for love alone will have bad days but good nights. ~Egyptian Proverb

Lovers do not hide their nakedness. ~Congolese Proverb

If the full moon loves you, why worry about the stars? ~Tunisian Proverb

If anybody makes you laugh, it is not always because he loves you. ~Kikuyu Proverb

If love is a sickness, patience is the remedy. ~Cameroonian Proverb

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. ~Malagasy Proverb

A loved one has no pimples. ~Kenyan Proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. ~Ethiopian Proverb

Love is better than a whip. ~Nigerian Proverb

Don't try to make someone hate the person he loves, for he will still go on loving, but he will hate you. ~Senegalese Proverb

To love someone who does not love you, is like shaking a tree to make the dew drops fall. ~Congolese Proverb

When one is in love, a cliff becomes a meadow. ~Ethiopian Proverb

Love is just like rice -- plant it elsewhere and it grows. ~Malagasy Proverb

Do not treat your loved one like a swinging door: you are fond of it but you push it back and forth. ~Madagascan Proverb

He who loves, loves you with your dirt. ~Ugandan Proverb

Talking with one another is loving one another. ~Kenyan Proverb

The one who loves an unsightly person is the one who makes him beautiful. ~Ganda Proverb

He may say that he loves you, wait and see what he does for you. ~Senegalese Proverb

The best part of happiness lies is in the secret heart of a lover. ~Ugandan Proverb

Even as the archer loves the arrow that flies, so too he loves the bow that remains constant in his hands. ~Nigerian Proverb

To love the king is not bad, but a king who loves you is better. ~Wolof Proverb

Where there is love there is no darkness. ~Burundian Proverb

If there is cause to hate someone, the cause to love has just begun. ~Wolof Proverb

It is better to be loved than feared. ~Proverb from Senegal & Sierra Leone

Happiness requires something to do, something to love and something to hope for. ~Swahili Proverb

Let your love be like drizzle: it comes softly, but still swells the river. ~Malagasy Proverb

Love is a despot who spares no one. ~Namibian Proverb

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African Proverbs On Love


True love means what's mine is yours.


He who doesn't feel jealousy is not in love.

Perhaps you do not understand me because you do not love me.

It's better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart.

A fish and bird may fall in love but the two cannot build a home together.

To be able to love other people you must be able to love yourself.

Love is a painkiller.

Love never gets lost it's only kept.

Love is like cough you can't hold it back.

The path leads towards loved ones not thorns.

Why take away something by force which you can obtain by love.

Loving someone that does not love you is like loving the rain that falls in the forest.

He who loves the vase loves also what is inside.

To love that one who never loves you is like rain falling in the forest.

Brothers love each other when they are equally rich.

Pretend you are dead and you will see who really loves you.

It is difficult for two long-nosed lovers to kiss.

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love.

Don't look into the eyes of your lover, or you will see what he has told many women before.

It's much easier to fall in love than to stay in love.

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Proverb & its Opposites


NEWTON'S THIRD LAW STATES: "EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND AN OPPOSITE REACTION".
SO IT WOULD STAND TO REASON THAT EVERY PROVERB HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE PROVERB.


ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT
BUT
TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NONE


THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
BUT
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS


WISE MEN THINK ALIKE
BUT
FOOLS SELDOM DIFFER


THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE
BUT
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH


SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
BUT
TIME WAITS FOR NONE


LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP
BUT
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT


DO IT WELL, OR NOT AT ALL
BUT
HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE


BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER
BUT
OPPOSITES ATTRACT


DON'T CROSS YOUR BRIDGES BEFORE YOU COME TO THEM
BUT
FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED


DOUBT IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM
BUT
FAITH WILL MOVE MOUNTAINS


GREAT STARTS MAKE GREAT FINISHES
BUT
IT ISN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER


PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT
BUT
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY


SILENCE IS GOLDEN
BUT
THE SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE


YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO LEARN
BUT
YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS


WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER
BUT
ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN'S POISON


ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER
BUT
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND


TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL THE BROTH
BUT
MANY HANDS MAKE LIGHT WORK


HOLD FAST TO THE WORDS OF YOUR ANCESTORS
BUT
WISE MEN MAKE PROVERBS AND FOOLS REPEAT THEM



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Animals made from flowers












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