Kannum Kannum nokia.Japan capital tokia.
un mobile enna ootaiya?sms anupa matiya?
idha padikara ne monkeya'a illa donkey'a?
Just Jokia..

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“Uyir Priyum Nerathai Vida Figure Priyum Nerame Kodumaiyanathu…
Athanal Than Kadavul Oru Uyiraium, Pala Figuraium Koduthu Irukkiraan.
” GOD IS GREAT “.

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WIFE : Yeanga Namakku Marriage panni vaicha Aiyyar
Setthu poyttaram.
HUSBAND : Senja pavam Summa Vituma...

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Boy: Un veetuku poyirunthen, inimel namakku kalyanam
aakumunu enakku thonala.
Girl:Enga appava parthingala?
Boy:illa un thangachiya parthen!

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U vs Me:
Naan - Neruppu Nee - Paruppu
Naan - Aagayam Nee - Vengayam
Naan - Irumbu Nee- Thurumbu
Tension aagadha.
Neeyum forward paniko...

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Neenga anuppura sms yenakku romba pidichchirukku.
Adhanaala ungalakku oru Chinna Gift
Rs. ________/-
this is Blank Cheque. You can fill the Amount as you Want
and collect from
Dubai BANK,
No-6
VIVEKAANANDER THERU,
DUBAI KURUKKU SANDHU,
DUBAI MAIN ROAD,
DUBAI BUS STAND,
DUBAI.
Thiruppi sollava.?

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