Funny SMS Collection 33

What Is

Pure And Simple

Definition Of

ACCOUNTING … ?

1 + 1 = 2

(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11

(In Government Sector)

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When I dont do it on time

"I am lazy"

but when my boss doesnt do it on time

"He is busy"

"POSITION MAKES THE DIFFERENCE"

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IIT exam,

Santa got 1 question.

Prove

Sin x = 6n

Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.

Then

six=6

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Please Send ur Bio-Data to VODAFONE,

U’ll get Job+Chance to come on TV.

So Apply Soon,

Bcoz Vodafone Dog has dead,

Now Vodafone need MONKEY!!

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Best joke from Signboard on electric Boxes-

“Danger, 10000 volts, TOUCHING dis will lead to DEATH..

Any1 found Touching will b jailed for 3 yrs.”

Ha ha..

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Height of Addiction:

Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!

He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!

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