What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING … ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)

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When I dont do it on time
"I am lazy"
but when my boss doesnt do it on time
"He is busy"
"POSITION MAKES THE DIFFERENCE"

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IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.

Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6

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Please Send ur Bio-Data to VODAFONE,
U’ll get Job+Chance to come on TV.
So Apply Soon,
Bcoz Vodafone Dog has dead,
Now Vodafone need MONKEY!!

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Best joke from Signboard on electric Boxes-
“Danger, 10000 volts, TOUCHING dis will lead to DEATH..
Any1 found Touching will b jailed for 3 yrs.”
Ha ha..

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Height of Addiction:

Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!

He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!

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