“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn’t do my book project.

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Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A: Light mouse work.

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Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?
Student: The wrong answer.

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“An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?”
“Sure,” a teenage boy replied. “My father’s new car.”

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