GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL

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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?
I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U

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A Man Walking Down A Street Heard A Voice
If U Take 1 More Step
A Brick Will Fall Down & Kill U
He Stopped & A Brick Fell Before Him
He Went On While Crossing Road He Heard Again Stop Just A Car Missed Him
Man Asked
WHO R U
I M Ur Guardian Angel
Man Said
Where Were U When I Was Getting Married

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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

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Little bird in the sky,
dropping charak in your eye,
you don't complain,
you don't cry,
just thank to god,
that cows cant fly.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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