After an emotinal hug,
Girl whispers to Boy:
If u hug me once more like that,
i will be yours forever.

Boy: THANKS FOR THE WARNING!

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when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………..pick d phone idiot

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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

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Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE

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Please Pass This SmS To All Ur Friends.

A Person With Blood Group A+ve
Contact # 03334209211

Urgently Needs 2 Bottles
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Of MARINDA With 1 Large Pizza
Thanks!

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke……and ends in ashes…
But dont worry – we are chain smokers

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