Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.

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Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice.

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The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."
Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"

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Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot

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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No-eye deer)

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Teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".
Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel".

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