Cute Kids on Salwar












Reactions: 

Funny SMS Collection 25


Another MOON ? ……….Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice

***

Best quote for this generation

“Oh God, pls grant me patience but, please hurry up”

***

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?

Don’t know?

He never comes to my house

and I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW

***

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

***

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta: "ZEEBRA"

Teacher: shocked, how?
Banta: Because its still "BLACK and WHITE".

***

Munna Bhai: If a dog
without teeth bites you,
what should you do.?.

Circuit: Simple bhai,
take injection without
the needle.!.

***

A-I’ve a Perfect Son.

B-Does he Smoke.?
A-No

B-Does he Come Home Late.?
A-No. NO.

B-Wow.! You actually have
a Perfect Son,
How Old is he.?
A- 6 Months old.!

***

Reactions: 

Funny SMS Collection 24


Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college, You know why?

Because he wanted to check from where the question paper was leaking!

***

Heights of Fashion

A 3 month old babby boy goes 2 a Huggies outlet center asking....

Guess?

.

.

.


I want a "Low waist Nappy" do you have it?

***

The best environmental day slogan

"Save Earth, this is the only planet with girls!"

***

Our brilliant Banta does it again

Teacher: Which is ur favorite DISH?

.

.

.

.

.


Banta: TATA SKY!

***

What is Talent and what is Intelligence ?

Walking on a tight r0pe over Niagra Falls is Talent.

Not Trying such a thing is called Intelligence!

****

Attitude during Exams!

They had given the questions which I dont know... So I wrote the answers which they don't know :)

***

Reactions: 

Funny SMS Collection 23




A sweet demand by kid.

A kid was beaten up by his mom..Dad came n askd "what happnd son?"

Kid said "I can't adjust with ur wife anymore, I want my own!"

****

Newtons New law:
Every book tends to be in state of rest or state of dust unless and until the internal or external exam comes.

***

Boy 2 a gal b4 Exams:
Hey..al d best.
Girl also told d same

Butt gal scored 80 marks & Boy failed.

Moral: Only Boys wish wid tru heart...

***

Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.

Husband: How do u know?

Wife: coz she is not asking for pocket money these days.

***

We realize that the value of life increases only after it is lost..

.

.

.

.

Example

Alive chicken Rs.60

Chicken tandoori Rs.180/-!!

***

Genius is a person who completes work in 1 day for which a fool takes 200 days.

Just like we complete syllabus in a day & a lecturer takes 1 year!

***

When u have done something wrong & u r in trouble.... go to ur parents for sound advice.

You'll get.... 99% sound and 1% advice!

***



Reactions: 

Fashion Jewelleries














Reactions: 

Fastest In The World

Fastest Car in the World Shelby Super Cars Ultimate Aero
412.28 KMPH

Fastest Bird in the World Spine tailed swift 171 KMPH


Fastest Man in the world Usain Bolt 40-43 KMPH


Fastest Train in the World Shanghai Maglev Train 581KMPH


Fastest Animal in the World Cheetah 113 KMPH


Fastest Fish in the world SailFish 110 kmph


Fastest Plane in the world X-43 Aircraft 12144 KMPH


Ducati Desmosedici RR GP Replica (Legal ) 320 KMPH




Reactions: