Johny Johny
Yes pa...pa...
Ther is no msg Y pa...pa...?
Remove ur simcard
Quick pa..pa...
Put ur cell in dust pin pa...!
Clap ur hands
Aha..ha..ha....

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My hands never pain,
When typing msg 4 u...
Bcoz





I always send Fwd msg 2 u...

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Top 5 highly disappointment situations:
1. best friend talking with ur figure
2. 10 mark bit asked in 2 mark
3. HOD sitting near u on tour.
4. super figure crossing u when u r with ur parents.
5. teachers distributing ur test paper infront of ur junior girls.

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Girl praying: Please God let me love an intelligent man
God: Sorry my child,Thats impossible.
Intelligent man never love any girl...

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A teacher told all students in a class 2 write essay about Cricket Match.

All r busy except 1 kid...

He wrote "Due 2 rain Match Stopped"

Think Different...

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I was travelling in d bus
Suddenly driver put break.
I fall on a girl & kissed her.
Girl: What r u doing?
Me: I'm working in WIPRO.You?

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Rose & U look d same
Rose & U r 2 beautiful
Rose & U look like twins
Rose & U r so cute

Dont imagine Flower Rose
U r look like Vijay tv Rose...

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