Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..

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Actor Vijay: Doctor, kaathula 'rail' odura mathiri satham kekkuthu doctor.
Dr: check pannen onnume kekkaliyea
Vijay: Oruvelai yeathavathu station la ninririkomo..
Dr: ???????!!!!!!

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Teacher: Oruvar saagumnerathil Enna podanum ? Student : Birla Cement Podanum
Teacher:Y?
Student: Antha cement la thaan Uyir Irukke

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Oru baby’a
Cute-ah,
Personality-ah,
Beautiful-ah,
Talented-ah,
Inteligent-ah,
Valarkanuma???



Pls contact


My PARENTS…

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Feel Pannu But
Future-a Spoil
Pannaadhey

Think Pannu But
Time-a Waste
Pannaadhey

Sight Adi But
Serious-a Love
Pannaadhey

Indha SmS-ai
Forward Pannu But
Enakkey Thirumba
Anuppaathey….

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Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?
Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

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Kadhaliyin kannasaivuku 1000 arthangal..
aanaal nanbanin kannasaivuku orae arrtham
“Machan super figure varuthu takunu thirumbi paarru”

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