Flash news:
Bin ladan speech to BBC:
"Vettaikaran releasekum yengallukkum
yentha thodarbumillai...
nanga antha alavukku payangaramanavanga illai...

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Ajith:Sir en wife enna vittu odi Poitta...
Police: Vidunga thambi,
unga apadam than odala wifeathu odattum...
Ajith:???

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Man 1: Love pannave bayama irukku.
Man 2: why?
Man 1:Athaan Geethaila solli irukay?
Ethu Indru unnudaiyatho,
Athu
Naalai vera oruvanudaiyathu...

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Monkey yean adikkadi udamba soriyuthu...??







Sorry....!
Athu unnoda personal matter...
Athula nan thalayidamudiyathu...

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Kavithai:
English eluthukkal eththanai irunthalum,
oru exam eluthi par...
appothu theriyum eluthukkalin panjam...
by Vairamuthu illai Arrearmuthu!

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Neenga msg anupalainu naan tea kuda kudikilai
antha sogaththula oru
8 poori
10 idili
5 chappathi sapittu
2 tumbler Paal kudichutu
patiniya irukken... So msg me...

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En uyir ulla varai unakku sms
anuppi kondirrupen...
Endravathu oru nal anuppamal irunthal andru naan






"BOOSTER CARD" PODAMAL IRUNTHIRUPPEN...

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