Q. Who Is The Laziest Person In The World ?


A. Who Invented The "SNOOZE" Option In Alarm... ;->

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World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife

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Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile... =P ;)

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Pakistani Airlines slogan:
A warm experience & motherly treatment…
warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? No, its called high B/P...

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Hi' Need 1 Girl 2 Marry . . .
Age No Bar,
Color No Bar,
Height No Bar,
Caste No Bar,
But Girl's Father Must Hv His Own Bar.-. Cheers.

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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food...

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