Funny SMS Collection 13

A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.

A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.

A monkey cannot operate a mobile but yes, you did it.. I m proud of you..

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There is always

a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.

But not near girl’s

college. why?

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Bcoz

VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY

GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

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As by xperience my advice 4u friends-

have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,

1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and

kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me!

Silly gals!Wat can i do?

Hey Wait.I’m getting a call from katrina kaif….

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People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,

People who do less work…make less mistakes,

People who do no work…make no mistakes,

People who make no mistakes…get promoted.

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judge-what you do?

prisnor-This & that

judge-where you live?

prisnor-here & there

judge(to policeman)-Arrest him.

prisnor-when i will come out

judge-sooner & later

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A Sardar looking at sky asks another

Sardar : Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

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God made man and then rested.

God made women and then no one rested

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