Dad : who is your role model.

Son : Gandhiji.

Dad : GREAT!! Why?

Son : He married at the age of 13.

Dad : Pullayada nee

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Father: Ennada! Test la 'O' mark vankitu vanthirukke?

Nalla padikkaliya?


Son: Athu zero illappa! Naan nalla padichahukkaka miss "O" pottanga...

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Oru dhadavaioru Yeli oru periya Poonaikitta maattikkichu.

Andha Yeli sollichu" Poonai Annaa naan yenga

Appaa Ammaakku Orey Paiyyan.

Yennai saappidaadheengo vittudungo please

"Adhukku andha periya Poonai yenaa sollichi theriyumaa.?

"Miaw"nnu sollichi...

Vekkamaa illai.?

Kadhai keakkura vayasaa idhu..Poayi Velai paarungo.

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3 cockroachs are walking on the road.
Suddenly 1 of them starts singing "munbe va ."

Other 2 dies Why?

bcoz it's a "HIT" song :-)

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UngaVeetla"ERUMBU" ThollaiIruka,

AdhaClosePannaSuperIdea..Sugar-laChilliPowder

MixPanniVechidunga,ErumbuAdhaSugar-nuNenachiSaapidum,

AppoAdhoda"NAAKU" kaarathulaErium,

AppoErumbu ThannikudikaWaterTank-kuVarum!

AppaNeengaPinnadiIrundhuTank-la

ThalliVittudungaErumbu sethudum epadi idea.

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Peran: Paatti en Mela Ivlo Paasama Irukingale!
Paatti: Neethanda Nalaiku Enaku KOLLI Vaikanum.
Peran: Naalaiku School Poganum, Na Innaike Vachudren.

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Student 1: Yenda unnai HOD thitinaru.

Student 2:HOD avaroda naaya kanavillai nu paperla ad kudukka sonnaru.

Naan "HOD naaya" kanamnu ad kuduthuten

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