1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT.
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output .
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses .
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions .
5. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping .
6. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds .
7. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines .
8. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly .
9. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors .
10. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings .
11. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible .
12. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort.
13. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers.
14. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go.
15. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster.
16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.
18. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
19. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
20.WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
21.MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our
Software Only Fools Teenagers.
22.MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs.