Funny SMS Collection 8

Man to Yamraj In Hell:

Can I Make a Call to My Wife

Yamraj- Sure

Man, After the Call – How Much Should I Pay

Yamraj- Nothing! Hell to Hell is FREE

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This DOG is one fact of MONKEY

the best FOX ways to CROW make u RAT smile

CONFUSED

Now read it again leaving ur nick name

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Nice msg ever i read

One Of The BASIC Difference B/w BOYS & GIRLS is,

BOYS Gives, Gives, Gives & FORGIVES.

But GIRLS Gets, Gets, Gets & FORGEtS

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Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet

Look at it

when ur in

trouble

U will Realise that

0ther Problems r not

as Big as this.

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U r very spl 2 me

I always pray 4 ur safty

I cant B with u at al times

So pls B careful.

Especially, wen u jump from tree 2 tree..!

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What is diffrence between Problem & Talent?

so simple….

2 boys love 1girl = Problem!

1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the cal goes to another woman.

They

loved & got married.

Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

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