Sunday 18 October 2009

Funny SMS Collection 4


Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin… Tin… Tin…
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“We Are Just Friends”
Girls use this sentence when they want to start the relation.
Boys use It when they want to end the relation.
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God has given
Eyes: To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U. And
Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
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ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR
"MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY.
SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES...
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New Teacher: “Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up”
Pathan Stoodup.
Teacher: Are You Stupid?
Pathan: No Mam u r standing alone...
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SMOKE every day plz!
SMOKE means
S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day!
So feel free 2 SMOKE more
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Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
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