Just for Laugh

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus

with Dad this morning, he told me to

give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,

just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Teacher :Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad

Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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A girl & boy were sitting alone,

that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.

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Tom : How should I convey the

news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:

Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

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Girlfriend: And are you sure

you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!

I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

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TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Kashif: I is ……

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”

Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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