Just 4 Laugh

Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful.:-P

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2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.

Banta: What does your wife look like?

Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 sexy figure,

fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

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What will happen

if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?

TSUNAMI will be created

since an amplifier converts

small waves into bigger wave.

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Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.

Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.

Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

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Future plans of childrens:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.

Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.

Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.

Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

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Teacher : U failure !

At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir,

but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Judge: why r u arrested?

Sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, that’s not a crime,

anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!