Cute Manu jokes

Teacher: Why are you late?

Manu: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Teacher: Manu, how do you spell "crocodile"?

Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

Teacher: No, that's wrong

Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Teacher: Manu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Manu: Me!

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

Manu: Brotherly love.

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Teacher: Now, Manu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Manu: A teacher.