Tuesday 28 July 2009

Sardarji jokes 4 u


Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India.

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What "which part"? Whole body was born in India.

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb

explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is "All India Radio!"

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate

"Mother: Sikh.

Father: Sikh.

Kid: Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

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Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October

Interviewer:Which year?

Sardar: EVERY YEAR

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Manager asked to sardar at an interview

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered

huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?

He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

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A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face

in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him

why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs

tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he

does this.

Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................

WHY? .. . . .. . . . . . . .

Because his

doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF -

. . . I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE

GIRL MY KIDNEY....

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his

college. U

know Why? .. . .. . . . Because he wanted to check

where the

question paper is leaking...


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A teacher told all students in a class to write an

essay on a

cricket match. All were busy writing except one

Sardarji. .. . . .. . .

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet. . .

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?. . .. . . . . . . .

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply

NEXT YEAR

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Sardars wish :

When i die, i wanna die like my grandpa who

died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all

the passengers in the car he was driving..

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.

Sardar goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.

It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . .

He said I am seeing how i look while sleeping.

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