Definitions of Kiss

Prof .of Economics:

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

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Prof. Of Accountancy:

Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

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Prof. Of Algebra:

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

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Prof. Of Geometry:

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

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Prof. Of Physics:

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

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Prof. Of Chemistry:

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

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Prof. Of Zoology:

Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

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Prof. Of Physiology:

Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

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Prof. Of Dentistry:

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

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Prof. Of Philosophy:

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

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Prof. Of English:

Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

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Prof. Of Architecture:

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

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Prof. Of Comp.Science:

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

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